June 2012
Lowes has free wifi
To bad the guy is dumb
I need sleep or help
I have laughed for 10 minutes because of the video of the boys singing My Heart Will Go On
The boys are just asking for it today, arn't they?
Management: Hey boys, we're forcing you to answer questions on OUR twitter cause we don't trust you to be on your own.
Liam: Okay I can deal. I'm daddy direction, not like I was going to do anything bad anyways.
Niall: Aw, poo poo, might as well answer a question about management and make it look like management is an angel and never does anything wrong.
Louis: FUCK THE POLICE, IM GOING TO TELL THE WORLD I MEASURE MY PENIS ON THE 1DHQ TWITTER. SUCK IT MANAGEMENT. That's what you get for forcing Hazza and I apart, LOU OUT. -snaps fingers, throws phone and storms out of tour bus, management following with shot guns-
Zayn: What's this? 345734589 clean tweets, OH LOOK, THIS ONE SAYS COCK, FUQ MANAGEMENT, I DONT EVEN NEED TO ANSWER THIS ONE, AHAHAHA :) x
Harry: -about to answer a perverted question-
Management: Okay I can't. Get away from the phone/computer Harry. I don't trust you anymore then the last two idiots. Move.
Harry: -snaps fingers like Louis and goes and pouts in the corner-
Watchiloveyoujhutch:
hutchersonlady:
drarrysexual:
pockytardis:
gaymeoutofmymind:
this is officially the gayest thing i have ever seen
this is the gayest thing i’ve ever seen and i’ve seen a gay threesome and i am gay that is literally how impossibly gay this is
just how the fuck did three guys agree to do this together how did they even decide to
and what is the naked guy in the...
fan on twitter: uhm so basically how long does it take you to finish talking?
Harry: around 12 minutes
britishleprechauns:
She has learned from the best.
pureblood-:
Leaving Hogwarts
The song played at...
chongthenomad:
trying to tumblr on a fucking mobile is like eating spaghetti with a fucking spoon
Watch
a really awkward moment on wheel of fortune
Cedric Diggory: Hufflepuffs are particularly good Finders
Dumbledore: What the hell is a hufflepuff?
supermegafoxycupcakehot:
Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come.
Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!
What true friendship looks like
Ron: Where have you been all my life?!
Harry: In a cupboard, under some stairs...
adoreniall:
“my biggest fear is water” whispered zayn the boy who chilled in a bathtub for over 10 days
kneeyum:
the year is 2210
teacher: class, this is an ancient Satanic chant passed on through the years
teacher: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO
